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lyrics
If these ads would go away,
I could read about the new shooting.
Weird hack for mortgage rates,
Slate explains the whys looting.
(alright.)
This app I got today
lets me know when COPS! is shooting
Watched Cardi B debate,
Slate explains the lies of gluten
Guess this is how it is now.
Photoshopping all the feels!
Like if you'd like a New Now!
'Cause the only thing that's real
Is me and you and parties!
(Gimme a Captain and Coke!)
It's like we're living in an ad!
It's me and you and parties!
(Gimme a Captain and Coke!)
Let's match our sadness with a brand
If these ads all went away,
would it make me feel lonely?
Bronzer news is always fake.
Slate explains the fate of Tony.
("Soprano or Montana?" he asked. "Micelli," I replied)
Guess this is how it is now.
Nashville filter on the feels!
Like to dislike the New Now!
'Cause everything is so surreal!
Like me and you and parties!
(Gimme a Captain and Coke!)
It's like we're living in ad!
It's me and you and parties!
(Gimme a Captain and Coke!)
Just wear your bullshit like a brand!
Likes on the streets of Bedford
(Gimme a Captain and Coke!)
Likes on the streets of Hurst
(Gimme a Captain and Coke!)
Likes on the streets of Euless
(Gimme a Captain and Coke!)
And now I feel worse!
More likes in Haltom City
(Gimme a Captain and Coke!)
More likes in Colleyville
(Gimme a Captain and Coke!)
Likes on the streets of Keller
(Gimme a Captain and Coke!)
They'll hook you like a pill
GIMME A CAPTAIN AND COKE!
GIMME A CAPTAIN AND COKE!
GIMME A CAPTAIN AND COKE!
GIMME A CAPTAIN AND COKE!
credits
released February 5, 2021
Produced by Steve Steward and Jordan Richardson. Tracked, mixed, and mastered by Jordan Richardson at Electric Barryland in Justin, TX.
Steve Steward: lyrics, music, bass, lead vox
Ryan Taylor: music, guitars
Jordan Richardson: drums, backing vox
Sam Anderson: backing vox
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